where all the interesting Peeps hang out

Category: political

  • Supreme Court investigation

    Supreme Court investigation

    Frustrated that the Supreme Court stopped looking for who leaked Justice Alito’s brief overturning Roe, the Peeps are going behind the scene to do their own investigation (could it turn out to be Ginni Thomas? Stay tuned.)

  • Banned books

    Banned books

    The Peeps have rescued the one last copy of this banned book in Florida and are fiercely guarding it. Even though they don’t have enough brains to learn how to read, they know what is important.

  • The ex-Peepident

    The ex-Peepident

    The ex-Peepident meets his new cellmate.

  • Climate crisis

    Climate crisis

    the Peeps are pleading with you to pay attention to the climate crisis. Only the heartless will ignore these projections of how the Peeps will melt as the temperature increases in future years.

  • New Justice!

    New Justice!

    The Peeps are joyous that a fourth female Peep will be joining the Supreme Court bench, as the ghost of Justice Ruth Peepder Ginsburg watches over them.

  • Julian Peepsange

    Julian Peepsange

    When Julian Peepsange was arrested yesterday, people were shocked at how gaunt and gray he looked after seven years in the embassy.

  • Federal Reserve Board

    Federal Reserve Board

    With the President stacking the Federal Reserve Board with his Peep appointments, his secret goal is revealed – turn chocolate money into the coinage of the realm. Warning: your paper money is rapidly becoming worthless, go buy chocolate as soon as you can!

  • ARRESTS!

    ARRESTS!

    Oh no, ARRESTS! The Peeps have been caught up in the Operation Varsity Blues scandal. But their lawyers are making an insanity defense – it is so painful for the Peeps to hold a pencil that they are driven mad by the SAT. (They are terrified about the thought of prison – what if Felicity…

  • Mueller report redactions

    Mueller report redactions

    Attorney General Barr, in a seasonal mood, turns to Peeps to make his redactions to the Mueller report.

  • Border Wall

    Border Wall

    The sudden construction of the border wall has created tragedy among this Peeps, separating and eviscerating them.

  • Stormy McPeep

    Stormy McPeep

    The sight that unfortunately can never been unseen: Stormy McPeep waiting in bed with the infamous magazine.

  • Paul ManaPeep

    Paul ManaPeep

    Paul ManaPeep is so incredibly frustrated that the judge’s gag order prevents him from speaking to the reporters. The only way he manages to keep quiet is by not having a mouth.