Category: difficult lives

The Peeps have been experimenting with AI – but then the AI produced such a frightening image that the real-life Peeps fainted when they saw it. Are their days numbered?

The Peeps have gotten out of shape during the pandemic, so they ordered a set of weights. But after they color-coordinated themselves, they have no idea what to do next.

The girl Peeps keep getting told how important it is to study STEMs, but nobody warns them of the danger of being impaled on them.

The Peeps have realized that they’ve been total couch potatoes during the pandemic. Resolved to get back into shape, they go to the gym for the first time in two years, only to realize that they can no longer lift even the lightest weights.

The Peeps have come out of hibernation only to discover that there’s a new game called Wordle that challenges the limits of their intelligence.

In an unfortunate coincidence, this year Peeps Week begins on National Easter Basket Day. The Peeps have chained themselves together to try to avoid getting picked off one by one.

The Peeps, being unisex, have great difficulty figuring out the proper way to mate.

Fearing a certain death if they ended up in the Easter basket, the Peeps contemplate hiding out on the Seder plate.

Don’t let hubris prevent you from listening to your father!

Hoping that showing up in Dupont Circle at rush hour would get him a pick-up chess game, but no, everyone just walked by him.

She’d been trying on clothes in the mirror for a long time, but nothing seemed to suit her body type.