The third impeepment of the Peepident is becoming increasingly tense as it reaches a conclusion.

The Peeps are trying to shadow the National Guard without being detected – the Peeps are training to take over protecting the city so that the guards can go back home to their families.

The Peeps are plotting to take over the UFC fight scheduled for June 14th on the White House lawn, although they’re finding that the lack of arms makes it difficult to hold their boxing gloves.

The Peeps have been loyal U.S. citizens ever since they came out of the extruding machine, but are now sadly finding out that their documentation is not sufficient proof to vote under the new SAVE Act.

The Peeps are bravely blocking Trump’s Arch at Memorial Circle by creating a grand Peep Arch there.

We celebrate the previously-unreported heroism of the Peep who died trying to stop the destruction of the East Wing of the White House.

The Peeps have come out of hibernation to retake the city. First on their agenda – erasing Trump’s name from the Kennedy Center.